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Well, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family, BADDABOOSH! BADDABOOSH! Nah, not really. At the age of __ I learned to eat macaroni and pizza and that was a good year simply because of that. Later I was gifted with the talent to consume large quantities of milk in relatively short amounts of time.

Steve Lawson and Brian Kurzbard and Tim Tivenan. Good year. Summer of '69, very good year. I remember standing on your mama's porch. You told me it'd last forever! Hmmm, other good years.....oh! "Jurassic Park" year! Muy excellente!

And then there was the Age of la Guillotine! Good age, if you weren't a participant in it. SLICE!!! Come Paradise! HAIL HER MAJESTY!!! MADAME GUILLOTINE!!! Anyways, why am I talking about years I never lived!?

Sydney Carton is the best fictional character in the history of man. "Will you hold me in your heart as being ardent and sincere about this one thing?" I mean, the guy, gives himself to the Guillotine at the end! And he's a lawyer! So cool... "It is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known."

Movies that rule: "Jurassic Park", "Indiana Jones", "Back to the Future", "I, Robot", "Various Godzilla movies", "Pirates of the Caribbean", "The Lord of the Rings", "Jaws". Most of that Spielberg chum rocks.

Music that rules: Classical music, i.e. "The Rite of Spring", "Jupiter", "Rhapsody in Blue", "Moonlight Sonata". Classic rock music, i.e. AC/DC, Styx, Bryan Adams, and some more I can't think of. "Mr. Roboto" is the best! Also, movie music, from all the above listed movies!

Someday, time travel will work! And I shall be nominated Marshall of the Space Time Continuum! Then the Moon almighty will alas smile upon me and it will rule the world! It will rule humans! It will make big tides! AHAHAHA!!! VIVA EL CHUPACABRA! VIVA LA LUNA! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Gimpy's a story character of mine.

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